Trump Fires the Supreme Court for Not Praising Him Directly

“They overturned my policies—and didn’t even thank me. Sad!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blistering Truth Social livestream, Donald Trump angrily declared he had officially “fired the Supreme Court” after its conservative majority failed to express gratitude for his policies—or adequately mention his greatness during recent rulings.

Trump specifically cited a recent case in which the Court upheld certain judicial checks on presidential power—a decision he interpreted as betrayal. Appearing visibly agitated, he raged:

“They throw out my executive orders, ignore my brilliance—and not one justice says thanks? I should have made Nice Supreme Court Day! It's very sad.”

He went on to dismiss Chief Justice Roberts and Justices Kavanaugh and Alito, arguing the Court’s decisions were run by activists rather than patriots. This echoes the administration’s previous framing that judges—like Judge Boasberg—who opposed his deportation policies were ideological enemies. Midnight Oil Studios+1Facebook+1Reuters

Trump’s Firing Decree Includes:

• All nine justices are “terminated for disloyalty to the Trump brand.”

• He proposes appointing a new “Supremer Court”—a gleaming palace of loyalists where dissent is forbidden and truth means obedience.

• New appointments reportedly considered include Hollywood scriptwriters, former presidential fitness coaches, and poker tournament winners with strong social media followings.

Visualizing the Collapse of Checks & Balances

Sources say Trump conflated legal scrutiny with personal betrayal:

• He claimed overturning the deportation carve-outs was akin to calling him “depressed on live television.”

• Alleged that the Court’s refusal to side with him on immunity issues was designed to “cancel my first term all over again.” The New Yorker

• Demanded justice be replaced with “Justice Lite™”—a state-controlled alternative where rulings are pre-approved by him.

Fallout from Legal & Political Circles:

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez responded:

“What’s next? Firing gravity for making his hair fall out?”

Legal experts warn Trump’s move, however rhetorically absurd, mimics authoritarian regimes collapsing the judiciary. Constitutional scholar John Dean remarked that the Court’s previous rulings helped preserve democracy and warned that Trump's actions are dangerously destabilizing. vogue.com

Next Steps (According to Leaks):

• Publishing Trump’s Fully Footnoted Autobiography as the only official legal text in courtrooms.

• Rolling out TV-based juries where verdicts come via reality competition voting.

• Introducing National Loyalty Certification Centers, where citizens must preregister admiration before winning citizenship rights.